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The rise and fall of civilization is because of shopping carts.
While watching my overweight cat swat his partially empty food bowl around and while looking at me accusingly, I was reminded that there are several ways a civilization can fall, some more dramatic and worthy of historians’ attention than others. I considered how the Second Law of Thermodynamics, that unfortunate trajectory we are all on, in which entropy (disorder and randomness) always increases as time goes on. I also considered people who don’t put away their shopping car
7 days ago


A reader's manifesto, revisited and lightly acidic.
In February 2006, I ordered a copy of the book A Reader’s Manifesto : An Attack on the Growing Pretentiousness in American Literary Prose . Originally an essay, the author, B. R. Myers, expanded it into a tidy little book that took a swing at the growing pretentiousness in literary fiction. Mixed metaphors, odd imagery, weird word choices. I do all of those things in my own writing, but purely accidental, without any pretension that I’m literary, mind you. Myers’ book landed
Oct 28


When you can't read the fine print, and it happens to be in your Bible.
I got a new Bible last week . This is kind of traumatic. You live in your Bible and it’s full of notes, bookmarks, highlights, moments of “a-ha!” in the margin—and to start over is super tough. I can think of several good reasons to do it: Your old Bible is so well used (like my mom’s) that it’s falling apart. You want a different translation. You use a new Bible each year and let the Bible be a kind of faith journal for each year. You want a Bible with some study notes or ot
Oct 19


A virtual writing class via Zoom, and my apology session with God afterwards.
Image © Julie R. Neidlinger. All rights reserved. I don’t know how the kids did it, during the pandemic. I don’t know how they were able to learn via Zoom and online platforms. How were you able to, for example, diagram a sentence without spitballs flying overhead? How were you able to work the quadratic equation without some moron in the back row tossing freshly sharpened pencils into the ceiling tiles? How were you able to learn without textbooks, piles of paper and noteboo
Oct 15


The terrifying convergence of beef Wellington, Midsomer Murders, X-Files, and that one time John Nettles liked my Tweet.
Probably Scaber Stalks or Rough-Stemmed Boletes mushroom, found near the International Peace Gardens in North Dakota. Image © Julie R....
Oct 6


What does it look like to pick up the mic and say I am Charlie?
A couple of things have mucked up my regular weekly blogging schedule. First, squirrel wars. May God strike the neighbor’s black walnut...
Oct 1
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