Driving home today, I noticed a Barbie doll in an unnatural position, sprawled along the shoulder of the highway.
Her arm was twisted up over a leg, ripped off at the knee, and bent sideways. Evidently, she’d tried to cross the road, un-aided, and met the bumper of a car. I’ve no doubt she had been wearing impractical shoes.
Way to drop the ball Ken, I thought. Not only is chivalry dead, but so is Barbie.
I expect to see dead deer, raccoons, skunks, and other creatures flattened and smeared along the highway. I don’t expect to see Lilliputian blondes.
Unfortunate, really.
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