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Ken helped in the killing of Barbie.


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Image © Julie R. Neidlinger. All rights reserved.

Driving home today, I noticed a Barbie doll in an unnatural position, sprawled along the shoulder of the highway.


Her arm was twisted up over a leg, ripped off at the knee, and bent sideways. Evidently, she’d tried to cross the road, un-aided, and met the bumper of a car. I’ve no doubt she had been wearing impractical shoes.


Way to drop the ball Ken, I thought. Not only is chivalry dead, but so is Barbie.


I expect to see dead deer, raccoons, skunks, and other creatures flattened and smeared along the highway. I don’t expect to see Lilliputian blondes.


Unfortunate, really.



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