The terrifying convergence of beef Wellington, Midsomer Murders, X-Files, and that one time John Nettles liked my Tweet.

Probably Scaber Stalks or Rough-Stemmed Boletes mushroom, found near the International Peace Gardens in North Dakota. Image © Julie R. Neidlinger

There are only two glorious moments that I remember back on my old Twitter account: getting a like from British actor John Nettles, when I said that I only watch Midsomer Murders episodes that he was in, and when Kenny Rogers liked a tweet that said the lyrics to his song “The Gambler” had all the life advice you needed.

Kenny Rogers is not part of today’s story, nor is John Nettles, really, all of which inelegantly brings me to the recent beef Wellington murders that happened Down Under, mixed in with other bizarre conclusions that will leave you confused.

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