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Places I have washed my hair.

by Julie R. Neidlinger on August 25, 2010

  1. In a five-gallon bucket of icy water outside the tent in the Badlands near Killdeer, North Dakota during trail ride.
  2. In the train station in Sacramento, California, a place with a lovely mural of the golden spike event though their restroom sinks are a little shallow.
  3. In the back of the horse trailer with an old tarp for privacy and a makeshift portable shower kit during a three-day Pat Parelli horse seminar.
  4. In the kitchen sink of a Lutheran church in Schneeberg in the former East Germany during a missions trip in which there were too many high school girls and not enough showers.
  5. In the kitchen sink of a small church on the Standing Rock reservation in which there was no other option because we’d used up the water in the leader’s RV.
  6. In the mountains near Jackson Hole on a five-day horseback trip, using cold water from a small stream.
  7. In lukecold “showers” in Nicaragua at La Phoenicia.
  8. In about every KOA campground from here to Texas along U.S. Highway 281.
  9. In my own apartment shower which, after nearly two years, at last has enough water pressure where I can now stop paying to have my hair cut in a way that thins it out because of an inability to get the soap out; I now worry that the shower head will fly off of the pipe and kill me.

I can handle a lot of things, but I hate having dirty hair.

It’s a real concern of mine.

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Brevity.

by Julie R. Neidlinger on August 22, 2010

I feel a little bit bad about a recent comment on this blog, left on a post about swear word usage. I apparently offended someone, but that’s out of my control and not what bothers me. What I’m feeling some guilt on is the fact that the individual said he came here because they thought there would be wit.

I never promised wit. I haven’t mastered brevity yet.

In any case, I don’t fully understand the exuberant exit.

“I’m leaving! I’m leaving! Here’s why! Know my dissatisfaction!!”

A recent email sent to my place of work followed a similar indignant format, with just enough compliment to really shove the knife in deep. In that case, we were told our brownies were delicious and about twenty words later I could have nearly lost my job. I had some witty email responses to a friend over that particularly noxious complaint email, but they were filled with the f-bomb since I made the brownies in question and was on the receiving end of subtle threats.

In my defense, I did use a few asterisks in the post in question. F**k could be any series of words. I can’t be responsible for how the reader fills in the blanks.

The loud exit is a mystery. Why call attention to the fact that you’re leaving? It’s like the reverse Favre.

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Salad head.

August 22, 2010

My hair currently smells like a salad. I decided to purchase shampoo that didn’t have parabens or other chemicals. The problem is, I feel a lot of guilt about it. Frankly, there is more nutrition in what I dumped on my hair than what I ingested today. This is a sad state of affairs on how [...]

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Statute of limitations.

August 21, 2010

A conversation with a friend, via email, in which we were discussing blogging: Friend: A bird just shat on my sunroof. A sign that I should or should not blog? Me: The obvious sign is to keep your sunroof closed. However, there’s no harm in further extrapolating that you should not blog. The gods have [...]

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The Non-Opera

August 21, 2010

Lackluster. It was in planning for several months, this after-hours event at the shop, with the last two weeks a push for planning and baking, and the actual day of the event an exhausting day of the usual work plus frantic cleaning and arranging and final preparations. Lackluster is the word. Not on our part, [...]

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Color.

August 19, 2010

On Friday, I will display, for the first time, five new canvases that I have painted. These will be hanging in the place I work for an art and dessert event we are having that evening, and will remain up for a while afterwards. I would call them paintings, but because I have had typically [...]

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Hooks.

August 15, 2010

I thought I knew pain, that it struck and then left glancing blows – maybe bruises at worst, slight ache at best – but now I know hooks. Pulling and tugging when I am not prepared because I do not control the string – maybe punctured at best, ripped apart at worst – wondering how I [...]

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Quasi-confused.

August 12, 2010

A couple of friends are going through a new house nightmare thanks to the ineptitude of the professionals helping them. That would be helping, as in “helping.” In an email to me, my friend referred to Fannie Mae as having “stupid quasi-government status.” The more I thought about that, the more horrific it seemed. I [...]

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