Neglectable Pets: Scotch the Bruiser.
written by Julie R. Neidlinger 0 comments link this post
Scotch the Bruiser has seen a few fights. He's normally a pale-colored cat. He takes his punches, and bruises, with great aplomb.
He's Scotch, and not just because he refuses to pay for anything. He has a heart of plaid that matches his puffy lower lip.
He also has a weirdly-haired back, but if you try to talk to him about it, he'll end up taking on more bruises.
See detail of back
::Neglectable pets: bizarre and fun creatures that come with their own bizarre and erratic official papers that prove something not yet determined. All pets are made one at a time by myself, making use of two decades worth of my mother's fabric and notion scraps. Each has a mouth that is a fully functional pocket for you to hide valuable stuff. You can neglect them and yet they will retain a continual look of crazy-eyed bemusement. Each pet is original, one-of-a-kind, and based on a pattern of my own creation.::
Materials: Fleece, cotton, pinto beans, ribbon.
Size: About 6" high, 5" wide, and 2" thick (thickness varies)
Other:Spot wash. [Do not immerse in water, since this neglectable pet obediently downed a bag of pinto beans before being put on the market for adoption. The beans keep him upright on dry land, but they'd drown him in the wash. And make him bloat something awful.]
Price: SOLD
Labels: budget, cats, neglectable pets, plushies
Copyright (c) Julie R. Neidlinger 11:43 PM
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