NOTICE: I will be gone for over a week, and will likely not be near a computer much (which is nice).
However, I have been busily writing in the background and, should all things go as planned,
scheduled posts should still appear on this site. I won't be here to answer emails, but you should still have a
few things to read.
For sale: Carbon offset offsets.
written by Julie R. Neidlinger 2 comments link this postLooking to offset carbon offsets?
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Look no further. We burn our garbage out here in podunk land.
Send me $5, and we'll burn it more often. Do your part in offsetting carbon offsets, which are a sham, and enhancing the predictable warmer/colder wetter/drier milder/wilder weather that global warming is slated to bring.
Or, send me $10 and I'll just drive mindlessly up and down the road, polluting.
It's what we do best here in Red Country, mindlessness.
!!!ACT NOW!!! - !!!DON'T MISS OUT!!!
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Hat tip: Myself, oddly, in the comments section of this post. I'm my own inspiration. How sad.
UPDATE: Read more, and download your own carbon offset offset certificates here.
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2 Comments:
thanks but I have my own burn barrel...it's custom ventilated for maximum efficiency!
By 
, at
19/4/07 14:38
Earth Day sucks. I'm glad that there are people like you who can at least make me laugh about it, Julie.
By 
david, at
22/4/07 11:39
