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I certainly thought I would have no difficulty coming up with space and astronomy-themed words for a project I was working on. Surely, amidst all the eons spent watching and reading SciFi material based in space, I ought to have a formidable vocabulary. Nope. My mind periodically imprisons itself with useless cyclical information. For nearly …

The last time I hosted our small group meeting, I decided to make macaroni and cheese out of a box. I had just purchased a huge bulk amount at Sam’s. It went poorly, because I became distracted by something on the TV and boiled the noodles into a sticky solid carve-able orange mass. We basically …

I always think there is nothing a customer can say that will catch me off guard; after all this time, I think I’ve heard it all. Wrong. There is no end to the inanity. The three, two women and a man, ordered coffee with their dessert as they finished out their lunch. It took a …

It started when the women’s restroom was out of order, leaving us the men’s restroom. I stood there, in the restroom, looking at a strange little mat on the floor around the toilet. What in the world is that for? I wondered. I pondered its usage. It looked a bit like a stress mat that …

I. Top five investment areas for the near future: Insulin Tattoo Removal Hearing aids/devices (thank you, iPods) Bed bug eradication Foot and ankle clinics II. Top five things you miss when they’re gone that aren’t people: Toilet paper Knees Small local businesses In-season Favre Jokes Hair on your head III. Top five reasons to flip …