TGIE.

I went with my friend and co-worker to TGI Fridays for an early dinner today, after work. Several things. Through the genius of whichever budget-priced highway engineer North Dakota hired to express himself through the Bismarck Expressway however many years ago, I found myself unable to answer my co-worker’s original question as to my late [...]

Everyone gets a candy cane.

Limited time offer!! For a limited time, all visitors to Julie’s apartment* will receive a candy cane. And not just any candy cane!!! A high-quality Bob’s candy cane; none of those skinny, cheap Spangler candy canes, or the disgusting fruit-flavored knock-offs from various wannabe serious candy companies. No. Bob’s Peppermint Candy Canes, a true holiday [...]

Stuffing. Stuffed.

Today, at work, the store put out a full Thanksgiving spread and boy, did I eat up. Stuffing! Potatoes! Turkey! Corn! I was so bloated and sleepy-full with Thanksgiving dinner just a bit later, I could hardly package the three trillion pies that it seemed like we worked on. These are exciting times indeed!!! I’m [...]