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I’m not a drinker, but if I was, Sunday would be the day. This is because of the “Favre 3:16” phenomenon that I had described earlier. This Sunday, the Vikings play an important game that they, according to several people I’ve asked, probably won’t win. Their victory or loss will have no effect on the …

While watching the Minnesota Vikings vs. the New York Giants today (which was painful to watch if you were a Giants fan), I couldn’t help but notice once again that the game announcers should probably just marry Brett Favre and get it over with. They love him. Excessively. The Vikings didn’t win today, according to …

This is the living end. Because journalists fear using the usual words and think that they must come up with new terms in order to keep their writing fresh, we have to suffer through word abuses such as the word “tucked.” For some reason, stories about celebrities visiting restaurants rarely contain the word “eat” or …

I think, if I see another celebrity blurb where some no-brain celebrity claims to be a nerd… Nerd is the new cool, I guess. So here we have Megan Fox, who can’t quit talking about sex in just about every news story I regretfully stumble upon, telling us she’s the “biggest nerd.” And why is …

From this article, a quote from Brad Pitt: My vision of an ideal couple is two strong, independent people sharing their lives together. Um. That just sounds odd.