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I’m not a drinker, but if I was, Sunday would be the day. This is because of the “Favre 3:16” phenomenon that I had described earlier. This Sunday, the Vikings play an important game that they, according to several people I’ve asked, probably won’t win. Their victory or loss will have no effect on the …

:: A post from November 2005.:: Cat Dating Service: Get the party started. Leroy Leroy lives alone and builds bombs in a 6′x6′ shack in Montana. 555-6111 —– Fiona Fiona is from New York and likes to eat and date garbage. 555-3549 —– Royce Royce likes walks on the beach and salmon flavored snacks. 555-2376 …

“They’re just trying to group the customers together,” I said, trying to reassure myself more than anyone else. “It’s not so much grouping as it is clumping!” my friend said. I had to agree. We were packed in tight. It’s never fun when the restaurant hostess leads you through a half-empty eatery with cozy booths …

In the past, I’ve switched out my web site header for the season. I’m too lazy to bother, now. I did have some rather funny Halloween-themed headers, though. As my friend and I hurriedly discussed, while visiting together in Jamestown, I’d rather celebrate Halloween than go to a church “harvest party” which sounds incredibly more …

In low voices, heads ducked in closer over the table, the women verbally eviscerate another who is not present. Or, as I walk through Target, in between commenting on clothes they simply must have, I hear two college girls slice and dice the reputation of a girl who they both considered their friend. What to …