November 17, 2009
:: A post from November 2005.::
Cat Dating Service: Get the party started.
Leroy
Leroy lives alone and builds bombs in a 6′x6′ shack in Montana.
555-6111
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Fiona
Fiona is from New York and likes to eat and date garbage.
555-3549
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Royce
Royce likes walks on the beach and salmon flavored snacks.
555-2376
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Duane
Duane is neutered, and therefore doesn’t play the dating game.
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Alice
Alice likes yellow roses, [...]
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October 26, 2009
“They’re just trying to group the customers together,” I said, trying to reassure myself more than anyone else.
“It’s not so much grouping as it is clumping!” my friend said.
I had to agree. We were packed in tight.
It’s never fun when the restaurant hostess leads you through a half-empty eatery with cozy booths and empty, quiet [...]
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