“This dog looks terrified of your senator.” So arrived this photo and statement, in my email today. Pictured is a guy, a dog, and N.D. Senator Kent Conrad.
Read more »:: A post from November 2005.:: Cat Dating Service: Get the party started. Leroy Leroy lives alone and builds bombs in a 6′x6′ shack in Montana. 555-6111 —– Fiona Fiona is from New York and likes to eat and date garbage. 555-3549 —– Royce Royce likes walks on the beach and salmon flavored snacks. 555-2376 …
Read more »I found the dog I want. This is amazing, since I do not like dogs. Let me restate that: I do not like other people’s dogs, but I liked our family’s dogs. Other people’s dogs are like other people’s kids (except the kids don’t stick their noses in your crotch which, sadly, for some people’s …
Read more »:: This is something I wrote almost ten years ago.:: Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. This made the other animals jealous. “I’m whitish!” cried the goose. “I lay white eggs!” cried the chicken. “I give white milk!” screamed the cow. “When it’s Thanksgiving, I get a little pale. Sometimes …
Read more »How many miles to Babylon? Three score and ten. Can I get there by candlelight? Aye, and back again. If your feet are nimble and light You’ll get there by candlelight. –Mother Goose I read a lot of horse stories as a girl. One of my favorites — still on my bookshelf — was a …
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