An unmade bed is a nagging, whispering voice from the other room that says “you may have gotten up this morning, but you know you can crawl right back in and no one would be the wiser” or maybe “you left me looking disheveled, and that’s no way to start your day” or even, in [...]
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Top ways I annoy my friend, and how you can, too.
Annoyance is my gift. I have, over the years, perfected ways to annoy friends and family. I’m letting you in on a few of my latest techniques, which are all easily copied or adaptable to your situation. Remind of inadequacies. I have the Instant Like-A-Boss button quick-linked on my phone. Whenever my friend does something [...]
