1. It is not a good idea to drink serious amounts of prune juice and then hit Sam’s Club for heavy duty supply shopping.

2. If you have a sunburn, every customer is going to comment on it. Every. Single. One.

2b. A possible good use of the extra space on a sunburned face would be to write the menu, or the lunch hours, so that people would make note of it at last. Because, apparently, a sunburned face is enviable real estate when it comes to grabbing attention.

3. Doing a juice cleanse while working at a bakery is very difficult somewhere around 10 when the fresh bread starts coming out of the oven.

4. Do not make a reference of “slotted pig” to a co-worker who is a borderline vegetarian struggling to eat her ham sandwich days after a Toy Story movie comes out.

But mainly #1. Because that made me laugh the most.