With great hilarity do I read the updates my mother provides of back home.
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Mom: When I got home dad had rearranged the living room and put the treadmill where the sofa sat. I was tired enough that I didn’t care. I have no idea how he managed to move it; he says he did it himself. It will be interesting to see what I find when I come home today.
Me: I would like to see a photo of the arrangement. I can’t imagine how it would work. That was a really heavy treadmill — how in the world did one person move it?
Mom: It is a mystery to me. It is sitting where the sofa sat and it faces the stained glass window.
Me: Where is the couch? I sure hope this doesn’t lead to divorce.
Mom: Tonight Dad moved the couch back and put the tread mill over by the window…I tried to stay out of there.
Me: Dad is a funny guy.
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Treadmills provide exercise in two distinct ways:
- Using them as generally accepted and indicated in the manual.
- Moving them around.
