My friend: How about I pick you up for dinner about 5. Movie at 7, coffee after?

Me: Hmm. No. How about you pick me up at 5:02. Movie at 6:45, hot chocolate after?

My friend: Ok. Pick you up at 4:58. Movie at 6:55 and coffee after. Settled.

Me: >:-( Fine.

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