I usually try to give something away at Christmas, though it is, of course, limited to digital gifts. So, in the spirit of generosity, I have two — TWO!! — gifts for you this year.
For those of you who play piano or some other musical instrument, you will be thrilled to finally have access to my many terrible and barely-started-certainly-not-finished original music song sheets. I came across these sheets just last night as I was stumbling around on the piano, attempting to revive the skills my forgetful fingers rebelled against. You could go to MusicNotes.com (where I get some sheet music) for much better stuff. Mine is along the lines of “Father forgive her, for she really know not what she be doing.”
For those of you who are lacking a gift for someone and either won’t make it out to get them something useless at the local Kwik-E-Mart or are trapped by an alleged Christmas blizzard, you can get some downloads right here and use them as personal gift certificates. This is something I’ve done countless times in the past for friends and family when I wanted to give but didn’t have any money to purchase a gift.
Both “gifts” are available as a download at Scribd.com.
Actually it’s three gifts. The first one is the laughing. I checked to see if you would take the time on Christmas day to post, because this year it’s me and the chihuahuas. Much laughing ensued.
I got to laugh boisterously about your sister Janet first. She might need therapy. Or maybe she’s just hilarious like you. At least you don’t have to pretend the junk is a legitimate gift that you must hang on to in order not to hurt someone’s feelings.
Laughing is such a great thing. Thank you.
And Merry Christmas Julie!