I found the dog I want.

This is amazing, since I do not like dogs.

Let me restate that: I do not like other people’s dogs, but I liked our family’s dogs.

Other people’s dogs are like other people’s kids (except the kids don’t stick their noses in your crotch which, sadly, for some people’s kids would actually be a behavioral improvement) — glad you like them, and glad they’re yours. I’m sure they’re lovely and smart and the bestest ever. Please keep them off of and away from me.

But I like Dug, from the movie Up, and so here he is.