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The cats get all the action.

Posted in: animals, cartoons, humor|By: Julie R. Neidlinger|3 Comments

:: A post from November 2005.::

Cat Dating Service: Get the party started.

Leroy

Leroy lives alone and builds bombs in a 6′x6′ shack in Montana.
555-6111

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Fiona

Fiona is from New York and likes to eat and date garbage.
555-3549

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Royce

Royce likes walks on the beach and salmon flavored snacks.
555-2376

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Duane

Duane is neutered, and therefore doesn’t play the dating game.

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Alice

Alice likes yellow roses, Englebert Humperdink music and sushi.
555-7191

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Julie R. Neidlinger

is an artist and writer living in Bismarck, North Dakota. She's worked as a pastry chef, has a private pilot's license, and is extremely introverted. She'd tell you more, but there's that whole introverted thing...

3 Responses to The cats get all the action.

  • Ronald Rutherford

    Isn't Royce and Alice the same cat?

  • Julie R. Neidlinger

    No. They're just slightly different enough to be slightly different.

    Don't tell me you haven't seen guys that look like girls and girls that look like guys?

    Maybe Royce and Alice are perfect for each other.

    Maybe I'm a lazy artist.

  • Ronald Rutherford

    I feel blessed, you responded.
    YGG
    And yes some guys and girls are confused and confusing.

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