Gainful middle finger.

I narrowly missed hitting the ditch after narrowly missing hitting a pheasant. The truck driver who flipped me off as he passed me, however, pushed all my buttons dead on. Oh gainful middle finger From which doth many Emphatic responses Flow.

Follow the leader.

Regarding youth pastors and the concept of “youth” ministry, I have come to discover a very obvious truth: Youth follow as they are led. So: The louder and more obnoxious the youth leader, the louder and more obnoxious the youth group. You may fill in the above adjectives using: boorish, simplistic, unthinking, thoughtful, considerate, devoted, surface, [...]

Earth day.

For Earth Day, I burned a bunch of garbage in a smoking mass, and dad walked out of the house and drove down the road and left the TV on. No one tells the Neidlingers what to do.