God on speed dial.

This Sunday, during our morning service, we heard from God. Somewhere right about the time Pastor Tony said “…and God is calling you…” Colleen’s cell phone rang. Loudly. For a while. The look on her face wasn’t what I’d expect if God were calling me. I rather regret telling people to not call me on [...]

I’m not a loser!

I’m not a loser!

I’m not a loser! I’m a winner! The proof is this photo. Plus, I’m wearing Nikes. Anytime I’m feelin’ down And my spirits droop I just remember my 4-H Market Lamb Sheep Project And my feelings recoup. His name was Friendly Because he was And I won Grand Champion Due to few flaws He was [...]

Finding a tic tac.

Last week I subbed at school and found myself chatting with one of the young students who had to stay in during recess. We got to talking about what he could expect when he got to high school and had to dissect animals. “What did you dissect?” he asked. “Oh, we dissected a fetus pig, [...]