::An email I sent to a friend today.::
I’ve just been informed that we’re all supposed to dress up for work tomorrow.
“We’re all dressing up tomorrow.”
“Are you kidding me?!”
“No. I am not.”
This only happens in a store/business that is predominantly made of women workers. No bunch of guys would do this.
And bring treats, Julie! Get home and bake tonight!
I hate Halloween.
I think I have a huge foam red M&M costume somewhere…
There’s no dignity left in the workforce anymore. It’s going to be difficult to act like a professional when I look like a piece of food.
You should make yourself a t-shirt that says, "This IS my costume."
You know, you just have to take pictures. Julie as a giant m&m. Just the mental image makes me smile. Pictures please?
I think you should wear borrow a sweater from your mom and say you're masquerading as her.
And for the food… carrot sticks. They're orange.
Now you know what I feel like. I will be so GLAD when tomorrow is OVER!
Some of us like red m&m's. look at the bright side, i will not be there with my camera.
BIGG JOHN
The idea of a shirt stating "this is my costume" is already taken. A co-worker is doing that. This is a T-shirt shop, after all.
I'm thrilled there will be no photos.
I am, however, considering an illustration for the benefit of readers and whatever amusement it might bring them.
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