Chris Chiaroscuro has an easy life because he’s killed his conscience by beating it into a gray, murky submission. There’s no right. There’s no wrong. Nothing is black and white. Nothing. It’s all gray. Chris is in for a rude awakening someday, but until then, he can rephrase any misdemeanor or felony into terms of [...]
October 31, 2007 9 Comments
October 30, 2007 16 Comments
When adults take over Halloween.
This is today. As mentioned previously. This is as close as you’ll get to a “photo” of me dressed up as a big, stupid foam red M&M. Me, as a piece of food. Me, unmeltable in your hands. (Touch me and die!) Me, desperately trying to maintain a veneer of professionalism as I take my [...]
October 30, 2007 7 Comments
Email: "I hate Halloween."
::An email I sent to a friend today.:: I’ve just been informed that we’re all supposed to dress up for work tomorrow. “We’re all dressing up tomorrow.” “Are you kidding me?!” “No. I am not.” This only happens in a store/business that is predominantly made of women workers. No bunch of guys would do this. [...]
