My mother is so cute. It’s never a good thing when the first thing I hear from a person who has just arrived home is “I’m having a problem with my computer.” No “hi”, just straight to tech.

Mom: I’m having a problem with my computer.

Me: Does it involve me in any way?

Mom: It’s with the yearbook program.

She sat down to call the tech desk at the company that prints the yearbook, and I run and hide as I’ve learned to do. I made myself a glass of chocolate milk and was heading back upstairs when I overheard her on the phone with the tech guy.

Mom: Yes, I’m using Mozzarella Firefox.

I stopped. I sighed. I put my glass down.

Me: Give me the phone. I think you mean Mozilla Firefox.