I went for my evening masochistic mile run and again wondered why people want to move to a rural area for the silence. I heard no silence. People are so attracted to Thoreau’s mythical Walden. Perhaps it was due to the irritation I felt from swallowing a baker’s dozen worth of sand flies while gasping [...]
She’s got legs.
If you know me, you know my feelings on spiders. I’m not totally heartless, however. I believe spiders should be either totally left alone (i.e. run away screaming), or smashed into oblivion. As I attempted to close the kitchen window before going to bed a few nights ago, I noticed a large garden spider had [...]
Let us help you create your own story for Memorial Day.
Some people grill meat on Memorial Day. We buried ours. I don’t know what kind of Memorial Day you’ve had, but I’m going to let you re-create the fun here at our house by using the list of words below. unplugged meat freezer stink maggots bleach shop broom flies parents Lysol fresh air hot water [...]




